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March 2025

The (Business) Lessons I Learned from My College-bound Daughter
(I wrote this seven long years ago when my daughter was about to leave for college.
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Pickleball: All Sound and Fury Signifying…Nothing
It was inevitable I’d get to writing about Pickleball.
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Your Favorite Actors May Not Be as Good as You Think
Some might be better. We ran the numbers.
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December 2024

November 2024

Biden's Final Turkey Pardoning Ends Inconclusively; Fates of "Peach" and "Blossom" Uncertain
President Biden was set to pardon this year's national Thanksgiving turkeys "Peach" and "Blossom" on the South Lawn of the White House on Monday – the…
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Headless Goat Found in Topless Bar
Six Afghan buzkashi players held for questioning and dinner.
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A Thanksgiving Miracle: Sully Safely Lands Runaway Amtrak Train in Hudson
(TLC Wire Service) The 8:20 Amtrak train out of Penn Station was expected to arrive in Albany at 10:50, carrying a contingent of NY lawmakers and…
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Obese Sixty-Two Year Old Queens Housewife Breaks Marathon Record
TLC's "Personal Best" Series: ordinary people doing extraordinarily ordinary things
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Promoters Announce "LollaPalooka"; Former Brawlers to Square Off In Round Robin Bloodbath
Inspired by the 60+ million who streamed the Tyson-Paul "fight" over Netflix, three of boxing's most beloved stiffs are being coaxed from retirement for…
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Henchmen: Muscle, Menace and Mayhem...with a Pinch of Comic Relief
This piece focuses on the sinister figure of the henchman, the indispensable right-hand man who will stop at nothing to protect his boss and benefactor…
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